Top 10 Rude Birthday Cards for Men UK – Greeting Cards

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1. Central 23

Funny Birthday Cards, Happy Bday for Dad, Comes with Fun Stickers, Central 23, Rude Birthday Card for Son

Central 23 - Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag. Happy birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life.

So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture. It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends. Made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.

High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Nice and Naughty design that comes with a high quality envelope. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! .
BrandCentral 23
ManufacturerCentral 23
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight30
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberCC488
ModelCC488

2. LimaLima

Offensive Personalised Gift Happy Birthday Card Perfect for Him Men Very Rude Photo Upload Birthday Card

LimaLima - Professionally printed - funny silly Rude Birthday Card For Women Perfect For Best Friend, Brother & Sister. Quality - professionally printed on thick A5 300 gsm card with a matt finish. Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition. Personalisation - Click "Customise Now" to upload your photo. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
BrandLimaLima
ManufacturerLima Lima
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Number3307

3. LimaLima

Funny Rude Birthday Card for Him Men Inappropriate Offensive Message Within The Stars! Perfect for Friends & Brothers

LimaLima - Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion. Size - a5 when folded lots of space to add your own personal greeting. Professionally printed - rude Offensive Birthday Card For Him Perfect For Brother & Friend. Quality - professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish. Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition.
BrandLimaLima
ManufacturerLima Lima
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Number0965
Model.

4. Central 23

'Happy Birthday Dickhead', Central 23, Funny Birthday Card for Friends, Humorous Birthday Cards, Comes with Fun Stickers, Rude Birthday Card for Brother or Son

Central 23 - Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag. Happy birthday card – have a laugh with friends and loved ones on their special day! This humorous card is perfect for your annoying brother, your son, your sister or your friends.

Comes with a high quality envelope and made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Funny and Rude design. Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! .
BrandCentral 23
ManufacturerCentral 23
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight0.03 kg (0.07 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberCC214
ModelCC214

5. Central 23

Funny Birthday Cards for Brother, Humorous Get Well Card, Lockdown Covid Theme, Central 23, Rude Birthday Card for Son Friends

Central 23 - So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

Made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag. It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends. Rude birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life.

High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Rude and Retro design that comes with a high quality envelope. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! .
BrandCentral 23
ManufacturerCentral 23
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Weight0.03 kg (0.07 Pounds)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCC629
ModelCC629

6. Central 23

Central 23 – Funny Birthday Card for Him – Rude Birthday Card for Men – Offensive Joke Cards for Brother or Dad – Comes with Fun Stickers

Central 23 - Happy birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life. Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag.

It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends. High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Funny and Rude design. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? Comes with a high quality envelope and made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact.
BrandCentral 23
ManufacturerCentral 23
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Weight30
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCC013
ModelCC013

7. Peachy Antics

Funny Cards Rude Birthday Card 40th 50th 60th 70th Sister Mum Greeting Card Witty Humour Laughter Banter Rude Offensive Joke Card Fun PC374

Peachy Antics - Cellophane packed for added protection and comes with an envelope inside for you to send the card. A bold and vibrant matt finish print. Blank inside to write your own message. A5 size and FSC regulated.
BrandPeachy Antics
ManufacturerWall Smart Designs
Height21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Part NumberWSD_PC374
ModelWSD_PC374

8. The BottomLine

Strange Voices, Male Birthday, from the Bottomline Range, Humorous Greeting Card PL-E915

The BottomLine - This card is Supplied Cello Wrapped. Size: 127 x 178mm. Greeting inside Reads: Happy Birthday. A quality greeting Card and Envelope From the Bottomline Range. Caption on front reads: doctor, I keep hearing strange voices from my underpants. Ignore them, they're talking bollocks!'.
BrandThe BottomLine
ManufacturerPaperlink
Part NumberE915

9. Huxters

Funny Birthday Card for Friend Women, Birthday Card for Men, A5 21cm by 14.8cm, Happy Birthday Card, Boris Johnson Birthday Cards for him, Funny Hands Face Space Birthday Cards for her

Huxters - Happy birthday card - let your friend, sister, son or daughter laugh with this funny birthday card. An uncoated inside is perfect for adding a personalised note to our funny birthday card. This teaches them the most important things we all must do.

Use our hands to hold our drink, our face to sip it and make sure there is space for a top up so the party can go on! Bold humour combined with whimsical visualisations with a striking black and white design, and tongue-in-cheek humour to create a funny friend birthday card suitable for a mum, sister, best friend or colleague. Use our hands to hold our drink, mum, dad, our face to sip it and make sure there is space for a top up so the party can go on!.

This teaches them the most important things we all must do. Acid-free matte cardstock provides a lustrous finish that make our eco-friendly inks pop with colour. Celebrate and raise a cocktail glass for your friend with this funny birthday card. Happy birthday card - let your friend, sister, dad, mum, son or daughter laugh with this funny birthday card. A birthday card for anyone who likes a drink or who needs a laugh during these testing time.
BrandHuxters
ManufacturerCoconutgrass
Height0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight20
Width14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)
Part NumberHX1097

10. Central 23

Comes with Fun Stickers, Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card for Friends, Birthday Cards for Son or Daughter, Central 23

Central 23 - It is also a great time to take the piss out of your friends. So why not give the one you love something that will put a smile on their face? Stickers - we also include a fun central 23 sticker pack to help boost your creativity and make the card personal We're always updating our sticker designs to be the best for your card, so the stickers may vary from the picture.

High quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧 Funny and cheeky design. Comes with a high quality envelope and made with sustainable materials to minimize environmental impact. Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a polybag.

Birthday card – birthdays are the best time to celebrate and feel grateful for the gift of life. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one! We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! .
BrandCentral 23
ManufacturerCentral 23
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Weight0.03 kg (0.07 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberCC554
ModelCC554