Top 10 Joke gifts for Men UK – Chocolate Gifts

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Gaybar Wrapper for Chocolate Bar Novelty Joke Funny Rude Gift Birthday Valentines Day No Chocolate Included

MINERVA - No cutting required: Just peel and stick, supplied with double sided tape. Please note: no chocolate bar is supplied this is a wrapper only. This is a novelty item, not an official product. Perfect novelty gift idea for Birthdays, Valentine's day and other special occasions. Chocolate bar not included. Gaybar wrapper is designed to fit around a 100g chocolate bar or similar.
Part NumberCHC-GYBR

2. Talking Tables

64 Cards, Talking Tables Cheesy Jokes for Fathers Day, Birthday or Christmas Presents

Talking Tables - Go crackers over the festive period and have a emmental time with Talking Tables Cheesy Jokes. Contents - 64 cheese themed Cheesy Joke Cards.

Age - suitable for the whole family! Quality - our products are designed with quality in mind and are strong, sturdy and made with care. Our brie-lliant cheesy jokes are perfect for friends or family and are sure to get everyone laughing! Occasion - the perfect selection of cheesy jokes to bring out with your cheese board after dinner or on Christmas Day! It also makes a great Stocking Filler, Christmas Present or Fathers Day Gift for him / gifts for dad.
BrandTalking Tables
ManufacturerTalking Tables
Height0.08 cm (0.03 Inches)
Length0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Weight0.1 kg (0.21 Pounds)
Width0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)

3. Sterling

Sterling 202HB SafeCan Heinz Baked Beanz-Secret Stash Hidden Storage

Sterling - Also included in the range are: food cans, a dictionary, a candle and a rock for external storage. Ideal for hiding in the kitchen cupboards. Simply remove the base to reveal a secret compartment. Recognised by police, neighbourhood watch groups & Insurance companies as an excellent deterrent against theft. Genuine replica licenced cans.
Height11 cm (4.33 Inches)
Length7.5 cm (2.95 Inches)
Weight0.01 kg (0.02 Pounds)
Width7.5 cm (2.95 Inches)
Part Number202HB

4. Boxer Gifts

Boxer Gifts Old Age Past-It Notes | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa

Boxer Gifts - Who am i? what am i doing here? – find yourself asking these questions? memory like a goldfish? sorry to break it to you, you old git but you’re losing your marbles! grab your past-it notes and never forget your essentials again! Never forget your essentials – perfect formulated and designed for old gits, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, Christmas or secret santa, these past-it notes ensure that you never forget essentials such as ‘get washed’ and ‘put your teeth in’ ever again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, 50th or 60th birthday, retirement, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! .
BrandBoxer Gifts
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts
Part NumberBB1005

5. Framed Occasions

Witty Humorous Humour Banter Rude Offensive Fun Joke Card for 40th 50th 60th 70th 80th, For Men Women Dad Mum Brother Sister Nana Grandad, Framed Occasions® Funny Cards and Birthday Card for Friend

Framed Occasions - Envelope included - a humorous birthday card that comes complete with a scarlet red envelope which is bright and colourful. Protective packaging this happy birthday card is protected in a cellophane bag and packed in board backed envelope so it arrives to you in perfect condition.

Quality & size professionally printed on 300gsm heavyweight card with a matte finish. This humorous happy birthday card will be loved by both men and women. The card when folded is 5 x 7 inches 127mm x 178mm approx. This makes it suitable for anyone - friend dad mum husband wife brother sister nana or grandad. It can be personalised with any name at the top making it ideal for any age like 30th 40th 50th 60th 70th or even 80th.

Professionally printed using high tech digital canon & Epson printers, this funny birthday card for men and women will stand out on any mantelpiece. There is loads of space inside to add any additional message or greeting. This adds to the excitement of opening, especially if you put a gift card or voucher inside :-.
BrandFramed Occasions
ManufacturerFramed Occasions
Height17.8 cm (7.01 Inches)
Length0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Width12.7 cm (5 Inches)

6. Boxer Gifts

Yellow, 11.8cm x 25cm, Boxer Gifts Boxer Mood Swing’ Novelty Office Humour Warning Sign | Hilarious Secret Santa Colleague | Moody Teenager Or Menopause Joke Gift

Boxer Gifts - Hilarious menopause joke gift – someone you know started the dreaded menopause? Does their mood have more ups and dpwns that a rollercoaster? Gift them this hilarious sign! Just make sure you run away before they open it….

Work stressing you out? - feel like you're about to spontaneously combust into a mental breakdown? Warn your colleagues, friends and family away with the funny desk sign. Funny gift for a colleague – whether it’s for birthday, Christmas or white elephant this office humour desk warning Sign makes the perfect gift for a colleague. Perfectly sized desk decoration – with the dimensions of 25 x 11. 8 x 1cm, this novelty desk sign fits in perfectly amongst the other desk accessories.
BrandBoxer Gifts
Height24.99 cm (9.84 Inches)
Length11.48 cm (4.52 Inches)
Width1.98 cm (0.78 Inches)
Part NumberDK1003

7. Butt Supplies

The Butt – Tape Dispenser and Supply Station – Funny Accessory for Office, Home or School – Fun Novelty Desk Tidy and Desktop Notepad Holder Includes Paper Clips, Notes and Pen – Ideal Present Blue

Butt Supplies - Perfect gift - most desktop stationery items blend into the background. We stand behind the quality of our products. 100% satisfaction warranty - if it is not the funniest supply station you have ever owned, return it for a full refund. Fun for everyone - if you're looking for a fun and amusing present for a work colleague, friend or family member - then look no further! The Butt is unisex; it is suitable for teenage boys, girls, men or women.

Known to turn heads and to cause a stir wherever it appears, it will add character to your desk! The complete package - unlike other dispensers, Assorted Colour Paperclips, our butt station includes the following FREE accessories - Roll of Tape, 100 page Sticky Notepad. Often best enjoyed on a birthday or special occasion.

We know you will too! Customers love that and love our products even more. The quirky Butt Station is different. The toilet bowl includes space to store paper clips and hidden messages, while the cistern is a handy pen holder. No questions asked, just a prompt and courteous refund. Functions as a notepad holder, paperclip holder, Pen, pen holder and tape dispenser!. Funny yet practical - even though the toilet station is a great conversation starter, it is also highly practical.
BrandButt Supplies
ManufacturerButt Supplies
Part NumberBUTT-88N

8. Ainkedin

Christmas gifts for dad or mum multi tool pen, secret santa gifts for colleagues novelty gifts for men gadget pen dad gifts for him personalised pens for men fortnite gifts gadgets for men

Ainkedin - Let your multi purpose pens gadgets for men Highlight the high-end atmosphere of fashion. So it is very suitable for christmas gifts for men. Ainkedin is sole legal seller for multi tool pen for men : Fun multi function pen Not Only Suitable As a novelty gifts for men But Also As a secret santa gifts for women.

Woman gift, presents for mum. Cool pens funny gifts for men is appropriate teacher gifts for work colleagues, gifts for bosses, gifts for uncle teens, gifts for builder, anniversary gifts for him . At the same time, you can give it to christmas gifts for husband or a dad birthday gifts. When you want to write a birthday cards for him or a christmas card mum, use our novelty pen which is a very smooth Best Writing Pen.

Daddy gifts for him gadget pen sets for men 6 in 1 pen including : 4 ballpoint pen refills ; a spirit level pen ; a Ruler;a Slot and Cross Head Screwdriver;a Touch Screen Stylus;a Pocket Clip- Into One! Match us crystal gift boxes for presents, it is suitable as christmas eve box fillers for adults.
Part NumberAinkedin-360

9. Candy Ink Cards

Women and Teenagers, Funny Christmas Self Isolation/Lockdown Card | Joke Quarantine Xmas Gift Greeting Cards for Men

Candy Ink Cards - Can be given to anyone, for the festive season, male or female, over the Corona virus Corvid-19 period to cheer up their day. Inside message reads "for emergency use in lockdown" on top of toilet paper, “try not to use it all at once.

This bold and vibrant design is printed on quality 350gsm silk premium card and 120gsm thick matt paper insert so you can write with any pen with ease. Card is a5 in size when folded 148x210mm and comes complete with a good quality C5 purple envelope. Have a great Christmas" on the facing page. Packaged in a protective cellophane wrap for added protection. Humorous christmas card complete with a piece of toilet paper attached. Manufactured and printed in the UK with carefully chosen materials and inks for the perfect finish and feel.
BrandCandy Ink Cards
ManufacturerCandy Ink
Height0.4 cm (0.16 Inches)
Length17 cm (6.69 Inches)
Width23 cm (9.06 Inches)
Part NumberXTP1

10. AK Giftshop

Rude/Funny Joke Birthday Card, Husband, Dad, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Old Man, Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Twat, Mate, Brother

AK Giftshop - Funny humour birthday card. Digitally printed on premium quality 300gsm silk card. Blank inside for your own personal message. A5 size 210mm x 148. 5mm. Individually sealed, complete with a red envelope.
BrandAK Giftshop
ManufacturerAK Giftshop Ltd
Part NumberTW-9R5X-LZS5